Today Lori sent me about 40 things worth sharing. I’m set for over a week. I’d make her a contributor to this site but I know she’d rather feed me silliness via email.
Today’s theme is Stuck at Home. Stay healthy and safe.
It’s another cold, dreary, rainy day here. It was a good day to stay inside and play Dungeons and Dragons. Our group had its first session today, and after getting over some technical difficulties it went pretty well. We’re playing again two weeks.
Lori comes through for us again today.
Stay healthy and safe.
Our internet connection was being cranky last night. It started around 6 or 7. Everybody was watching Hulu or Netflix, I suppose.
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(Special Friday night on Saturday morning all video edition.)
Last night I was beat and went to bed at 8:30. I was asleep by 9.
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Hello, Amazon? I need bandanas. They’re sold out too?
Winding down the week here. Did you get your direct deposit from the IRS yet? I got mine on Wednesday.
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Mountain Dew Flavored Doritos Exist Because Sure Why Not
People seemed to like Lori’s contributions yesterday, so here’s more from her. Lori, the good news for you is that you were a hit. The bad news is that you’ve already seen these.
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Yesterday I had groceries delivered. I ordered two pounds of bananas. I got two bananas. Oh, well. Everyone’s doing the best they can.
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I had a scheduled follow up doctor appointment today so I got out my old N95 mask.
I was afraid that when I got to the doctor’s office it would be packed and someone would jump me and steal it. I arrived when they were reopening after lunch. I was the only patient there. The only one. I went in with my mask on. None of the staff had on masks. I figured that if they weren’t wearing ones then I didn’t need to so I started to take mine off – as they were putting theirs back on. “Oh, you only wear them when the office is open?” I thought to myself. That seems to defeat the purpose but, hey. You’re the professionals.
I had to take it off again when they took my temperature. I’m glad I strapped this prop from Alien to my face to protect myself.
(Alternate joke: I had to take it off again when they took my temperature. I don’t understand why I had to do that for them to take my temperature rectally, but hey – they’re the professionals.)
Seriously though, you’d think they’d have an ear thermometer or one of those forehead zappers.
While I was out I bought gas, which is under $2 a gallon here. I’d be happier about that if 1) I could go anywhere and 2) it didn’t mean we’re probably in another depression.
While we’re talking commodities (commode-ities?) I ordered groceries and was actually able to get toilet paper.
While I was out I thought to myself “Traffic doesnt see
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Happy Easter to those the celebrate it. It’s been cold and rainy here today. I put a fire in the fireplace with the last of my firewood.
I’ve had a busy day on video conferences. First there was a virtual church service followed by a town hall where I presented to the congregation our plans to take out an SBA Paycheck Protection Program loan. Then I had a video chat with the players in the virtual Dungeons and Dragons game that starts next Sunday. I also made a batch of chili It’s been a busy day, but a good one.
Hope you had a good weekend. Stay healthy and safe.
The ultimate guide to which socializing app is right for you, from Zoom to Netflix Party.
The neighbors across the street are having a little get together. That’s all I’m going to say about that.
I submitted my church’s application for an SBA Paycheck Protection Program loan yesterday. Hopefully we can get approved before the $349 billion in the fund runs out.
The Lewis Black video in yesterday’s post has been fixed. Remember, NSFW.
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Remember the don’t touch your face lady?
Seriously. That’s the answer.
You can now watch Andrew Lloyd Webber’s biggest hit musicals online for free.
