The COVID-19 Diary: Wednesday 27 April

I had a mouse in the house. I think it was a mouse. I caught and released one three times, each time further away from my property. I haven’t caught another mouse since, so either I finally released it far enough away that it didn’t come back, or I got all of them.

This is a good opportunity to remind you that if you get a mouse, immediately adopt a Scottish accent and rant about “the crrrrazy moose loose in the hoose!” This exponentially increases the probability of a baby kangaroo showing up, although only your cat will know for sure.

Stay healthy and safe.







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