Author: greg

bookmark_borderThe COVID-19 Diary: Sunday 01 May

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How to make your bed:

  1. Remove bedclothes.
  2. Put on the fitted sheet.
  3. Put on the top sheet.
  4. Look around for the top sheet; marvel that it’s nowhere to be found.
  5. Decide to do something else and come back to it because something is obviously wrong.
  6. Update your finances for 30 minutes until you realize that you had put the top sheet on the bed.

Stay healthy and safe.

I would pick Mr. Rogers, Robin Williams, and Betty White because I want to know what dead people have for dinner.

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bookmark_borderThe COVID-19 Diary: Wednesday 27 April

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I had a mouse in the house. I think it was a mouse. I caught and released one three times, each time further away from my property. I haven’t caught another mouse since, so either I finally released it far enough away that it didn’t come back, or I got all of them.

This is a good opportunity to remind you that if you get a mouse, immediately adopt a Scottish accent and rant about “the crrrrazy moose loose in the hoose!” This exponentially increases the probability of a baby kangaroo showing up, although only your cat will know for sure.

Stay healthy and safe.

Song of the Day

The entire Song of the Day playlist is available on YouTube.